Paul Minitas
Had gingivitis
And all his friends said, "Please invite us
Over to your house to play
So we could say
Good-bye
Before you die
It was nice knowing you.
Where's all your money going to?"

But Paul Minitas
Said, "It's alrightus.
It happens that my gingivitis
Will not cause any kind of death.
It will only cause some stinky breath
So there's no reason to worry or fear
Although I doubt you even cared
And even if I passed away
You would not get any of my money."


P.S. The last word 'money' is pronounced 'moe-nay,' like Monet. Y'know, the famous artist?

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