Paul Minitas
Had tendinitis
And then his friends said, "Please delight us
By treating us to dinner tonight
So right
This way, and let us hurry
Before your body we'll need to bury
We're very, very sad, you know
To see such a good friend go
And by the way, who'll be your heir?
We're your only friends, we fear
So won't you split it evenly among us
We'll spend it wisely, oh yes we promise."
But when Peter John said "Fifty percent!
I'll get what I'm due so I can buy a new tent!"
Then Ricky Davis put up a fit.
"I deserve way more than you, lil' twit!"
Marty Cordova
(his nickname was Grover)
Started playing 'Red Rover, Red Rover'
And tackled Ricky and Pete to the ground
"That money's mine so you two I'll pound!"
Then Paul Minitas
Said, "Please don't fightus
It just so happens that tendinitis
Only causes temporary pain."
And all of his friends looked at him in disdain.
"It's not death-threatening," wise Paul explained.
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